Submitted October 10th, 2000 by:
Anonymous girl on Boardwalk.

I was walking down the boardwalk the other night with some of my girlfriends. These 3 Marines were sitting by the wall on the boardwalk. These guys started talking to us. It was so obvious they just wanted to hook up. My friends and I thought we would get them excited and talk to them. After talking to them for about 10 minutes, we were starting to realize how drunk they actually were. There was one of them that was lying on the ground the whole time. He never said a word. After a while he sat up and starting looking at us. We could tell he was sick but had no idea of how close he was to puking. A police officer came over to check out what was going on. I think they thought we were smoking pot or something. When the officer came over, he asked the guys who they were. Just as one of them said we are Marines, the sick one puked on the officer's shoes. It was great. These little fagits thought they were actually going to hook up with us. Little did they know their friend was about 10 minutes away from getting arrested for being drunk in public.

The moral of my story. Get drunk, but don't puke on police men.



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