Wanna play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me.

You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?

I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day.

Nice legs...what time do they open?

If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.

I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Superdrug, so I could ride you all day long.

You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I???

I lost my puppy. Can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.

Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a braille name tag.

I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked.

Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package

Your parents must be retarded because you are so special.

If I said you had a great body, would you hold it against me?

Screw me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Pocahontus?

Excuse me, miss, do you give head to strangers? No. Well, then, allow me to introduce myself.

 Do you know the difference between a hamburger and a blow
 job? No! Well in that case, D'ya wanna do lunch?

He : Hey Baby ...  Wanna dance?
She : No.
He : Oh, C'mon!  Lower you're standards a little. I did...